friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

(Source: inkse)

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

toxic-ponies:

omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg

sociallyawkwardjocelyn:

fnark-oreo:

thankyouforthedildos:

Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.

i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom

Two different types of people in this world

sorcerous:

dt-rex:

sorcerous:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

jackleslantern:

wildwoozles:

there must be one Weeping Angel that just likes to prank people

like, it catches you while you’re in the shower and zaps you back to your high school graduation, standing naked in front of everyone with a loofah in your hand

then feasts on the shame and humiliation

I bet it’s called Gabriel

Can someone please just … put his face on a weeping angel? Please?

Oh my god, yes.